“Dear Family, I’m in Heaven B!@CHes!”

Posted: 2009/03/20 in Uncategorized

Worried about how you will let others know you made it to heaven after you die?
Well worry no more the website youvebeenleftbehind.com has got you covered.
Should the rapture or other event claim your life this Christian based site will not only contact your friends and family via email to let them know your safe with God, but they will also forward up to 120MB of data to your contacts.

They even have a Rapture DR plan that will trigger the event from various geographical locations when the judgement day comes. I mean I will be checking my email that day won’t you?

Now to answer the question does sending everyone a message saying “eat $hit and DIE!” considered a Sin if its done after your already dead and in heaven? Sounds like a fun experiment to me!

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